And so we begin. (Sort of).

We open with the view of the bottom of the sea. Aww, look at all those Shellder, sticking their tongues out at me - you cheeky devils, you.

And a Lapras! How splendid! Can't you just feel that calming ocean breeze?

Oh-ho! Looks like we have a Jigglypuff and a Pikachu here! So cute!

Haha! That's right, Pikachu, Jigglypuff's singing sure can get tiresome!

Wow, with all of this magic and wonder, I can't even imagine what's going to happen next!

What- why did it go dark? What is this? What's happening?

What is that thing?! I'm... I'm scared... I'm really not ok with this...

Oh dear.

AHHHHHWHATDIDIEVERDOTOYOU

...-gasp, pant-...

...I...I think I'm alive. Wait, no. There's clouds and giant sparkling roc. I am definitely in my afterlife of choice. Darn.

NEXT TIME: I actually start this thing! Why yes, this was an experimental filler post! You sure are clever.